For my many devoted fans, I must address the craziness currently being spewed all over the internet – it is a timely message with so many events going on this weekend – the Maryland Sheep and Wool Festival – (I don’t get it, why don’t they call it the GOAT festival, hello?) Angora Nationals in Ohio – the other angoras, bunny types, not goats, and of course May Day, also known as the Irish Beltaine, Fire Festival – and wench and builders anniversary….. anyway, it has come to my attention that there is a group of crazies putting out that shearing is inhumane.
Well, let me tell ya….. get your facts from the SOURCE. Me. Frankie the Goat. The Authority. I have fleece, people don’t. Does getting a haircut hurt people? NOOOOOO, well it’s the same thing for us. Twice a year, it is necessary and good for us to get sheared. We like being naked and it’s like having a entire new flerd to play with – because we look so totally different!
Each of us has a different fleece. My fleece is (of course) particularly fine and shiney because I’m so awesome, but like Willis’ fleece is so dense it weighs about twice what mine does, even though he is about 1/4 my size. a real midget.
I let wench know when it’s time. I jump up on the shearing stand and wait. Sometimes it takes them a day or so to get to me, like they have anything else to do, but, when I say SHEAR they say YES SIR. hahahah. I know exactly what to do and am a very good boy. I stretch out my neck and bow my head, all those things to make it go smoothly. Some of the youngins jump around and act crazy which can lead to cuts or scrapes, although builder is pretty good with the clippers and wench holds us so we aren’t scared.
Wench and builder aren’t as young as they used to be, so they shear about 4 goats a day which is all they can handle. but eventually they git r’ done. (did I just say that, oi vey!)
In any event….. lots of news to report, but it’ll have to wait – gotta get wench out the door for angora nationals. I promise… pictures next week of new babies!
Good morning and Happy first day of the month! April fools day is a great day for several reasons – the best of which is Spring has pretty much arrived here in North Carolina – oh, we may have a chilly day here and there – we had a couple of 30 degree nights recently, but, for the most part – this is it, winter is over! Soon our coats will come off (spring shearing) and the grass will green up and grow, all that happy stuff. I’m looking forward to it.
Spring also brings the show season for the bunnies. As I previously reported, Bronwen went to Hickory in January and took a Best in Show. This year, wench took some rabbits down to the Dalton, GA show – Mutiara went and did very well. She is one of our more elderly does, being almost 5 years old, but still lovely in her show coat:
She didn’t want to go to more shows this season; she is already granded, so while it’s fun to travel once in a while, the grueling road show of the spring season is better left to the younger buns, so Mutiara will stay home and keep the rest of the buns in line while the youngsters go to the shows. At Greensboro, here’s a photo of Windchaser’s Daisy, who earned her first “leg” toward her grand championship there. In this shot, she is chatting with her neighbor, Windchaser’s Peppermint Patty. (owned by Aunt June) Seems the girls discovered they both were born at Windchaser Angoras! what a small world. This weekend, Patty’s brother Schroeder will be coming to live here.
Next up, Shelby, NC for the Gaston County Triple show. This is just a day trip. Here, DJ’s Toblerone will get a try at the Satin Angora table, see if he’s ready for Nationals. The pointed satin does, Tolinka and Sparkle are arguing about who will go to this show – with all these breeds to show, choices have to be made – so two french, two satins and two giants are all the spaces available. Well, in addition to the American Chins for Shelby.
After that, Powhatan’s Festival of Fiber near Richmond will be April 25th, but no bunnies are going to that. Angora Nationals are in Ohio on May 1st, then Got to be NC festival on May 15 through 17; then Middle Tennessee Fiber Festival at the end of May. phew! I don’t expect to see too much of wench in May.
These Satin Angoras may be for sale at Middle Tennessee. Two are already spoken for, and of course wench will decide who stays here, we’re thinking a chin will need to stay:
Probably around mid-May there will be 11 angoras bred. This will take most of the adults out of the show lineup for fall. It may be that bucks are the only ones getting shown for the fall season. We are REALLY hoping Julianna decides to have some babies.
But ENOUGH about rabbits. Lets talk serious here – GOATS are so much more important. We said so long to an old friend this month – Faith – went to live with Tim and Joyce down on Route 18. She was a little confused, and I’m sure she didn’t understand, but it is for her own good, even though we miss her terribly (she could be cranky) there will be no more babies for Faithy. She has a big pasture now and two boyfriends who can do no harm (they’re fixed), and wench can catch a glimpse of her whenever she goes to Sparta.
Here are some random snapshots of the flerd for your enjoyment:
and of course, the baby shots:
These photos are only the random shots taken by wench throughout the month. We have a nice collection done by the staff phtographer (Dan of Forty6 Photography) but AS USUAL, wench is technically-challenged and can’t figure out how to get them onto this page. sigh. One of these days she might figure it out. Until then, you’ll have to be satisfied with my regular beautiful face, because let’s face it … there is no bad picture of frankie.
Mother nature has a warped sense of humor. We retired to North Carolina because the weather was more suitable to goats – or at least that’s what they promised… and we have been cooped up in the barn for more than two days at a time this winter due to cold or snow or wet or just yuk. ENOUGH. I’m glad I don’t live in Boston, but still.
I suppose I shouldn’t complain. We have our hay delivered and clean water and grain twice a day. Now, if we can get mother nature trained as well as we’ve trained that wench…
In other news, all the babies are doing well. Neptune and Hera are slow growing, but then Hope, their momma, is really working hard to raise them right.
This is the last set of babies for Hope… she is retiring this year, and will join her kids Pinky and Gary up in Pennsylvania to live her life out in luxury. Faith will be moving down the road to this really cool place that has goats on the roof of the shed. She met her new parents, Tim and Joyce, the other day and really likes them, so let’s hope she likes her new brothers, too. There are two other goats there, both wethers, so she can be the queen.
We were glad to see Sarah and the kids over the weekend, it’s always such a treat when they visit…
Amelia really loves us, and even loves the baby chicks – who, by the way, were living in the people barn due to the cold, but now are in the garage, getting ready to transition into the chicken coop probably the first part of May…
Wench is getting ready to go to Dalton, GA for a big rabbit show. This will be Daisy’s debut show and Mutiara’s last show. The weather (again) has not been too cooperative for growing angora coats, so Mutiara has the prettiest coat up there. She will be the french ambassador, with Daisy representing the giants and Sparkle the Satin angoras. Apollo is going as the only Satin satin, and then there is the trio of American Chins: Zelda, Hey Jude and Lady Madonna. Wench will get opinions on Jude and Madonna, and see if they stay in the show string or if they retire early. Funny thing with those American Chins…. they develop slowly, so a not so great junior could be a spectacular intermediate or senior. Just look at Zelda… she was about first off the table at convention and now she’s doing just fine.
Looks like today’s weather will keep us in the barn again today. I know that wench has some torture in store for us – I saw the hoof trimmers out the other day. always something.
Well, that’s the report ! Three months in a row, and I’m in the first week of the month!! who says you can’t teach an old goat new tricks? social media? piece of cake! thanks for reading Frankly speaking…. til next time
Hi everyone! Well, here it is the first of the month and AS PROMISED, a new post. New Years resolutions being what they are (a joke) and all, I can handle it! Let’s see….. what happened since last time? Oh, we have babies!
Mae’s babies, Jupiter and Venus are growing like weeds, out with the flerd every day and fitting in. Little Venus has a set of lungs, let me tellya, and hollers for her grain just like the rest of us.
Hope’s babies, Neptune and Hera, are very frisky. They went outside yesterday for the entire day for the first time and were pooped when they came back in, but they’ve started nibbling on grain, too.
Gracie’s baby, Moondance, is the newest addition. He was waiting for wench to get back from Virginia before he made his debut. He’s doing well and Gracie is a good momma.
Wench was in Virginia visiting with Aunt Patty and Uncle Gary and family, and then visited with Melanie and Joe Hultman, where she brought home the newest addition to the farm (well, the second newest, if you count goats and rabbits in the same census. I usually don’t, just because). Windchaser’s Daisy is a giant angora doe and she is fitting right in!
Giant angoras produce a giant amount of wool, which comes in three different ways, which was explained to me by wench one day, but I was hardly paying attention and falling asleep (she does this to me a LOT)
so, now we will have to differentiate between Daisy the BUNNY and Daisy the SHEEP. Owell. She better never bring home a rabbit named Frank. That’s all I know.
So, that’s what’s been happening around here this month. Oh, yeah, Clems Bronwen took BEST IN SHOW at the Hickory New Year’s Show. She was quite full of herself. She sent her two daughters, Mikimoto and Barouque to Mocksville to that show, and Mikimoto got her 3rd leg, so she can retire now.
Bronwen and Julianna are going to PaSRBA next weekend, with Sparkle and Flash, the pointed satin angoras, and Miranda and Zelda, the American Chins. Good thing for Gracie and Moondance their big day was this week, or wench would have had to stay home.
That’s all the news so far – I’ll see you again on the first of March! till then – thanks for reading Frankly Speaking!
So, I know I’ve made excuses before – about my lack of communication on a regular basis, so I’ll make no excuses this time. Let’s just say that I’ve been a slacker and call it a day. It is 2015 and I’m turning over a new leaf. I will try to report more regularly, if I can get wench to settle down and take direction from me (she’s a tad difficult in that department).
Since my last report, which seems 100 years ago, I can say there has been some news… let’s see….. oh, yeah, wench went to Texas to the 2014 ARBA National convention. Our team did ok. The boys, Manoah and Mr. Red were both disqualified because their nerves got to them and they lost weight on the trip, so, lesson learned: only take the tubby rabbits on a long road trip. By the time you get there, their weight should be perfect. Not so much for wench. Even though she’s tubby to start with, she doesn’t lose an ounce.
Clems Tolinka took 2nd place in the White Satin Angora doe class, and Clems Ember took 2nd place in the Colored Senior buck class. Ember is a nice buck. His dad is Smokey Lonesome, previously of this farm, but his mom is unpedigreed. She is pure-bred french angora, but the paperwork never made its way here, so, his lineage is in question. It’s ok, we love him anyway.
On the goat front, last year’s kids have all gone to new homes, except Willis, who will stay on and become herd sire next year. Geronimo will soon be looking for a new job I fear. Valentine and Brooks left this week.
Carmella continues to grow and be beautiful and is fitting in just great with the flerd.
In other bunny news, Julianna was bred (again) and on day 35 – way overdue – wench found her to be in labor. She took Julianna to the house and deposited her in the bathtub with nest box available.
Julianna will go to the vet this morning to make sure her one baby is all there is (he didn’t make it) and perhaps she’ll do some more shows this winter and try again in the spring. sigh. always sad when we lose one.
We lost a goat baby this winter, too. Faith brought forth Mars, and then she didn’t have any milk. He lived two days before anyone figured out that Faith is over the whole motherhood thing. She will be retiring this year and may be going to live in Pennsylvania with her neice and nephew, Gary and Pinky. She can still make fleece but shouldn’t be making babies anymore.
On a happier note, my sister Mae had twins. Cutie patooties Venus and Jupiter:
On the Smidge front, she continues to grow (two cans of fancy feast DAILY plus 8 to 10 oz of kitten chow and all the mice you can eat) and terrorize the barn. She thinks the dog’s tail is her personal cat toy
We, on the other hand, are happy to sun bathe and eat most of the day, growing fleece and hanging out.
but of course, you DO have to investigate in case a tourist is about and they have cookies
So anywho, I promise to try to do better. I’d like get an intern around here – someone to do the social media and keep me in touch with the outside world – sometimes I feel like a cloistered monk – and wench gets busy and won’t take dictation when I get the creative juice flowing (a trick I understand she used to pull all the time with that other Frank). ahhh. a goat can only do so much.
I digress – in any event – have a great start to your new year, and be looking for a post from me at least once a month… and thanks for reading Frankly speaking!
Just a quick note, I’m very busy these days getting ready to send Wench and the team to Texas. They are going to Fort Worth on Wednesday to attend the 91st Annual American Rabbit Breeders Convention.
On the show team this year….. Mr. Red, a red satin buck who has been busy munching his frosted mini wheats and is now up to weight. Clems Manoah, sr. American Chinchilla buck, also doing the mini wheat things – it is a well known fact around here that the MALEs have a hard time maintaining their weight (this goes for the people as well as the animals) and the females have the opposite problem. Clems Miranda was going to go to convention (she is an American Chin junior doe) but she topped the scales at 10 lb. (1 lb over the max for a junior) so she’s staying home and another junior is going in her place. We are sending three select American Chin does for sale there.
On the angora front, OS Kastanje is attending, a senior copper Satin Angora doe, who is looking just lovely. Clems Tolinka, a pointed white sr. satin angora doe is also going. On the french side, it’s a toss up. Either Clems Ember (who is entered) is going if his coat doesn’t fall off, or Avillons’s Casse Noir will take his place if Ember’s coat blows in the next day or so. Both of these boys are sons of Smokey Lonesome.
So, anyway, good news/bad news department. Wench went to the Southeastern Animal Fiber Fair yesterday. She attended most of the goat show. They have a wether class. Guess who might be going to SAFF next year? oi vey. Just give me the ribbon. You know I’ve already won.
I am a legend in my own mind. Thanks for reading Frankly Speaking. I’ll post pictures and a big update after wench gets back with her report.
Seems to me that the word “busy” is a relative term. Some folks are busy when they have to go to the dentist and the grocery store all in the same day. Some just take on too much. A lot of this can be blamed on always trying to please everyone. I’m glad that I have the job I do and just get to tell people what to do to best serve me.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m busy, for sure, but nothing compared to my human caretakers. holy mackeral.
As previously reported, builder has taken a part time job at Lowes. This cuts into his building time. A LOT. So the progress on my suite of stalls has been slow. Good thing we live in the south, because it’s not an urgent issue to get in before the big snows, because, well… we don’t have many of those. In any event, it’s coming along and will be lovely I’m sure and I’ll post a picture when it is done.
Wench on the other hand, has been working toward building the business, selling breeding stock, contacting the yarn shops, doing farmers markets and craft fairs, and getting ready to go to Texas for the ARBA convention at the end of October. I see her breeze through the barn a couple of times a day, bringing hay, feed and water, (thus the name Wench) but she doesn’t spend the time sitting and stroking my cheek and giving me the admiration I so deserve because she is just too busy. She is not complaining, I am.
I’m hoping we can get a little more on line presence so maybe she can stay home and take care of me better. Oh, the basics are met – and exceeded – food, clothing, shelter, but the admiration is lacking a little. ok, enough complaining
In other news, Smidge continues to grow, always getting in the way – she got stepped on yesterday and has a swollen foot. We’re keeping an eye on it, though to make sure it isn’t broken. She should stay up on her perch and not get in the way, ya know?
The babies continue to grow, now weaned fully from their mommas, our does are enjoying the peace and quiet, and the babes are bonding. Here is a butt shot for your entertainment:
in case you aren’t sure, that’s Carm on the left, then Willis, Brooks and Valentine. That Brooks is getting to be a big boy. He may be going to live in Grassy Creek, but if not, then he will be up for sale.
Speaking of sales, look for our products for the last time at Fiber Day in October (17th) at the Independence Farmers Market. After that we will be participating in the on line market. Our yarns are available locally at Unwound in Blowing Rock, NC, Purl’s Emporium in Asheville, NC, the Wooly Jumper in Floyd, VA as well as here at the farm. You can always shoot an email to wench (firstname.lastname@example.org) to see what’s available. Our lovely fingering weight yarn made from mohair and angora with added merino, is a big hit with weavers and knitters alike.
This weekend coming up, wench will be at the Floyd Art show with some of our stuff. Stop on by and say hey.
So friends, the people in my life can continue to be so busy busy busy… me too. I’ll be busy doing what I do best: